Sassy Chrissy Cards
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"Christmas, where diets go to die"- Sassy Chrissy Card -
"Deck yourself before you wreck yourself"- Sassy Chrissy Card -
"Don’t be an ass this Christmas"- Sassy Chrissy Card -
"I heard you were on the naughty list, but that's none of my business"- Sassy Chrissy Card -
"I like 'em real thick and sprucy"- Sassy Chrissy Card -
"I love you from your head to your mistletoes"- Sassy Chrissy Card -
"I’m not drunk, I’m festive AF"- Sassy Chrissy Card -
"Let’s spend loads of money on shit we don’t need, it’s Christmas"- Sassy Chrissy Card -
"Santa doesn’t believe in you either"- Sassy Chrissy Card -
"Santa doesn’t like skanks"- Sassy Chrissy Card -
"Tis the season to get shitfaced"- Sassy Chrissy Card -
“Christmas, it’s totally lit” Sassy Chrissy Card -
“Fake smiles everyone, it’s Christmas” Sassy Chrissy Card -
“Gangsta Wrapper” Sassy Chrissy Card -
“It’s the most wonderful time of the year, allegedly” Sassy Chrissy Card -
“Let’s get fucking Christmassy"- Sassy Chrissy Card -
“Stop Staring at my Baubles” Sassy Chrissy Card -
“Yule Do” Sassy Chrissy Card
