"Christmas, where diets go to die"- Sassy Chrissy Card

It’s that time of year again – when all your hard work, calorie counting, and self-control are thrown out the window faster than you can say “pass the gravy.” Let’s face it, Christmas is the ultimate black hole for diets, and this card is here to deliver that message with zero apologies.

The "Christmas, Where Diets Go to Die" card is the perfect reality check for anyone clinging to the illusion of healthy eating during the holidays. Because we all know once the turkey, puddings, and endless trays of cookies start rolling in, the only thing you should be counting is how many servings of pie you can eat without guilt.

Send this hilariously rude card to that one friend or family member who's always talking about "eating clean" but is secretly eyeing the entire cheese platter. Let them know it's okay to let it go for a little holiday indulgence, because Christmas is basicall y where diets go to meet their sweet, delicious demise.

Skip the boring, sugary sweet messages – sometimes the best way to say Merry Christmas is with a side of sarcasm and a reminder to enjoy all the food (without worrying about your waistband). This holiday season, eat, drink, and be merry – because, honestly, the diet can wait. 🎅🍗

Card: Approx. 15cm X 10.5cm this blank greeting cards comes with a complimentary envelope.