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"Don’t be an ass this Christmas"- Sassy Chrissy Card
$5.50 AUD
Pickup available at 29 Cathro Street
Usually ready in 5+ days
Christmas is a time for peace, goodwill, and… reminding people not to act like total jerks. Enter the “Don’t Be an Ass This Christmas” card – featuring a nativity scene complete with a paper-mâché donkey for that perfect blend of holiday tradition and straight-up sass. If there’s ever a time to tell someone to check their attitude, it’s during the most “wonderful” (and often most stressful) time of the year.
This card serves as a cheeky holiday reminder to keep it cool, even when the family drama is unfolding or someone’s hogging all the stuffing. Perfect for the person in your life who may need a gentle nudge to behave, this card delivers a humorous (and slightly rude) reality check, letting them know they can still enjoy the festivities without turning into a total ass.
Forget the overly sweet and sappy greetings – sometimes, a rude card says it all. Whether it’s for a friend who’s known for stirring the pot or a family member who could use a little reminder, this card helps spread the Christmas spirit with just the right amount of sarcasm. Because really, all we want for Christmas is for everyone to play nice. Merry Christmas – and seriously, don’t be an ass! 🎄🐴
Card: Approx. 15cm X 10.5cm this blank greeting cards comes with a complimentary envelope.
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