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"Deck yourself before you wreck yourself"- Sassy Chrissy Card
$5.50 AUD
Pickup available at 29 Cathro Street
Usually ready in 5+ days
Ah, the holidays – a time for decking the halls, trimming the tree, and trying really hard not to wreck everything in the process. This Christmas, why not remind someone you love (or mildly tolerate) to get their holiday act together with this cheeky card that says it all?
The "Deck Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself" card is your not-so-subtle nudge for that special someone to decorate with care – because we all know how quickly things can go downhill when the tinsel hits the fan. It’s the perfect mix of festive humor and sarcasm, letting them know you care enough to give them a rude (but loving) heads-up.
After all, the holidays are stressful enough without broken ornaments, tangled lights, and an emotional meltdown over a crooked tree. This card adds a sprinkle of sass to their festive chaos and a reminder to take a breath (before they strangle the Christmas lights).
So, this season, ditch the mushy sentiment and go straight for the laugh. Because sometimes, a rude card is just what they need to hear. Merry freakin' Christmas – now go deck yourself before you wreck everything else! 🎄✨
Card: Approx. 15cm X 10.5cm this blank greeting cards comes with a complimentary envelope.
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