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"Darling, I'm a nightmare" - Sassy Card
$5.50 AUD
Pickup available at 29 Cathro Street
Usually ready in 5+ days
Meet the muffin-holding menace in pearls. She may look like she’s off to the Opera, but don’t be fooled — beneath that shy smile and twin set is a woman who will burn your house down if you insult severely.
This card is for the quietly chaotic, the dangerously polite, and anyone who knows that sweet on the outside doesn’t mean safe on the inside. A tribute to the unassuming lunatics we love the most.
Perfect for birthdays, passive-aggressive apologies, or just reminding someone you’re 90% sugar and 10% mayhem.
Card: Approx. 15cm X 10.5cm this blank greeting cards comes with a complimentary envelope.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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