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"Congratulations on your divorce" - Sassy Card
$5.50 AUD
Pickup available at 29 Cathro Street
Usually ready in 5+ days
Not all celebrations come with wedding bells, and sometimes, breaking free is the ultimate reason to pop the champagne! Our insult greeting card says it loud and proud: “Congratulations on your divorce.” Because let’s be real—sometimes, divorce is the best thing that could happen, and it deserves all the confetti and celebration of any other milestone. When a marriage ends, it’s not always a moment of sadness—it can be the start of a whole new (and much better) chapter. And what better way to acknowledge that than with a card that’s just as sassy and free-spirited as the newly liberated individual?
Featuring a witty message and a delightful vintage image from the public archives, this card oozes class while delivering the perfect mix of sarcasm and genuine happiness. Whether they’re feeling relieved, excited, or throwing a party to celebrate their newfound freedom, this card is the ultimate way to say, “I’m so happy for you,” with a cheeky wink.
Card: Approx. 15cm X 10.5cm this blank greeting cards comes with a complimentary envelope.
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This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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