"Congratulations on your divorce" - Sassy Card

"Don't listen to what they say... "- Sassy Card

"Don't worry about what people think"- Sassy Card

"Drink up and don't worry"- Sassy Card

"Happy Birthday, from one sassy bitch to another" - Sassy Card

"Holy Crap we are cool" - Sassy Card

"I don't care what anyone else says..." - Sassy Card

"I hope you're okay, I heard your boss is jerk" - Sassy Card

"It's okay if you don't like me" - Sassy Card

"Marriage: Basically asking each other what you want to eat" - Sassy Card

"Marriage: Because your shitty day doesn't have to end at work" - Sassy Card

Time to Celebrate, Let's Get really Drunk - Sassy Card

Older and Wise... But still a prick - Sassy Card

"Mum, Turn it on and off again" - Sassy Card

"Walking Through a Fart" - Sassy Card