"Tis the season to get shitfaced"- Sassy Chrissy Card

Ah, Christmas – a time for family, joy, and... needing a stiff drink to get through it all. Let's be real, between the endless relatives, forced small talk, and overcooked roast, sometimes a glass (or three) of holiday cheer is just what the doctor ordered. Enter the "'Tis the Season to Get Shitfaced" card, the perfect way to remind everyone that surviving the holidays sometimes requires more than just festive spirit.

This card brings the sass, humour, and brutal honesty you didn’t know you needed, telling it like it is – because sometimes, all the holiday cheer in the world can’t beat a well-poured drink. Whether you're sending it to a friend who knows the struggle or a family member who’s probably reaching for the bottle themselves, this card says it all with a festive wink.

Forget the sugar-coated greetings, this Christmas card is here to let them know that it's totally fine to raise a glass (or the whole damn bottle) when you're knee-deep in holiday madness. After all, 'tis the season to get merry – and by merry, we mean shitfaced.

So, wish them a Merry Christmas, and remind them that while it’s the season of joy, it’s also the season of strong drinks. Because sometimes a rude card just says it best, especially when paired with a cocktail. Cheers to surviving another holiday season! 🍸🎄

Card: Approx. 15cm X 10.5cm this blank greeting cards comes with a complimentary envelope.