“Stop Staring at my Baubles” Sassy Chrissy Card

The holidays are a time for many things – but let’s get one thing straight: staring is still rude. Whether we’re talking Christmas ornaments or something a little more… personal, this card is the perfect cheeky reminder to keep your eyes to yourself. The “Stop Staring at My Baubles” card brings the sass and sarcasm in equal measure, making it the ultimate holiday burn for anyone who needs a gentle nudge about their wandering eyes.

This card is ideal for those who love their Christmas with a side of humor and a touch of rudeness. Forget the sweet and polite holiday greetings – sometimes you just need to call it like it is and add a little festive shade. After all, there’s only so much staring you can tolerate before it’s time to drop a sarcastic one-liner, and this card does exactly that.

So, send this hilariously rude card to someone who could use a laugh (or a reality check) and remind them that while it’s the season for good cheer, it’s also the season to mind your manners. Merry Christmas – and for the love of Santa, stop staring at my baubles! 🎄✨

This description highlights the humor of the card while keeping the tone lighthearted, playful, and sarcastic, reminding everyone to keep it classy (or not!) during the holidays!

Card: Approx. 15cm X 10.5cm this blank greeting cards comes with a complimentary envelope.