"Santa doesn’t like skanks"- Sassy Chrissy Card

Everyone knows the rules of Christmas: be good, be jolly, and whatever you do, don’t be a skank. The “Santa Doesn’t Like Skanks” card features Santa looking less-than-impressed as he’s approached, delivering a blunt (and hilarious) reminder that even the big guy in red has standards. This isn’t just a holiday greeting; it’s a reality check wrapped in sarcasm and festive shade.

Perfect for the friend who might be skating a little close to the naughty side of the list, this card brings the sass, making it clear that Santa’s keeping his eye on everyone – and some folks are definitely in danger of losing their stocking privileges.

Forget the sweet, sentimental holiday cards – sometimes you need a sweary, straight-talking one to really get the point across. Whether it’s for a friend who needs a little reminder about holiday behavior or just for a good laugh, this card delivers a festive message with the sharpest of edges.

So, wish them a Merry Christmas (and good luck with Santa), and remind them to stay classy – because Santa doesn’t like skanks. 🎅🎄

Card: Approx. 15cm X 10.5cm this blank greeting cards comes with a complimentary envelope.