"Let’s spend loads of money on shit we don’t need, it’s Christmas"- Sassy Chrissy Card

Ah, Christmas – the season of giving… and the annual tradition of blowing way too much cash on things no one actually needs. The “Let’s Spend Loads of Money on Shit We Don’t Need, It’s Christmas!” card perfectly captures the madness of holiday spending with a charming, old-fashioned family riding in a sleigh, oblivious to the fact that they’re about to max out their credit cards on a mountain of utter nonsense.

This card pulls no punches. It’s a blunt, brutally honest reminder of the consumerist frenzy we all get sucked into every year – buying pointless presents, over-the-top decorations, and enough wrapping paper to bury the planet. But hey, it’s Christmas, right?

Perfect for the friend who embraces the chaotic spending spree of the season (or the one who’s trying to resist it), this sweary card says Merry Christmas with all the festive sarcasm they need. Because sometimes, a polite card just doesn’t cut it. When you want to point out the ridiculousness of it all while still spreading holiday cheer, this card gets straight to the point.

So, wish them a very Merry Christmas – and remind them it’s totally fine to buy shit no one asked for, because that’s what Christmas is all about. 🎄💸

Card: Approx. 15cm X 10.5cm this blank greeting cards comes with a complimentary envelope.