"I thought the two of you were already married" - Sassy Card 2021 Commission

Well… this is awkward.

Featuring a fabulously joyless couple on their big day — bride seated, groom perched, neither even pretending to smile — this card perfectly captures that “finally made it official after 12 years and a mortgage” vibe.

Ideal for those weddings where the real surprise isn’t the engagement — it’s that it took this long. Whether you're celebrating eternal love or just mildly shocked it's actually happening, this card brings the sass with a side of black-and-white honesty.

Perfect for couples who love dry humour, long engagements, or just look mildly unimpressed with life in general.

Card: Approx. 15cm X 10.5cm this blank greeting cards comes with a complimentary envelope.

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