"I’m not drunk, I’m festive AF"- Sassy Chrissy Card

Let’s face it – sometimes, a little holiday cheer (in liquid form) is the only way to survive the endless awkward conversations and forced merriment of the season. The “I’m Not Drunk, I’m Festive AF” card perfectly captures the fine line between “just getting by” and “who spiked the eggnog?” with a group of people who are clearly having a mediocre time, but hey – at least they’re trying.

This card is for the person who knows that sometimes, the secret to making Christmas bearable is in the bottle – whether it’s wine, whiskey, or just whatever’s strong enough to get through the family dinner. Because while the holidays are supposed to be magical, we all know they’re a lot more fun when you’re festive AF.

Why send a boring card when you can send one that’s dripping with sarcasm and a wink to the boozy side of the holidays? This card says what everyone’s thinking: sometimes, a few drinks make all the difference. So wish them a Merry Christmas with a not-so-subtle reminder that it’s totally normal to be feeling “festive” after a few too many holiday spirits. After all, the real magic of Christmas is keeping that balance between tipsy and still holding it together. 🎄🍷

Card: Approx. 15cm X 10.5cm this blank greeting cards comes with a complimentary envelope.