"I love you from your head to your mistletoes"- Sassy Chrissy Card

For that special someone who deserves your deepest ahem "affection" this holiday season, the "I Love You from Your Head to Your Mistletoes" card says it all – with just the right amount of sass. Sometimes, words can't express how much you adore someone, and that's when a cheeky, sarcastic card swoops in to save the day. It's not always about mushy sentiments; sometimes, you need a bit of sass to remind your favoUrite person how much they mean to you (even if they drive you up the wall).

This card is perfect for the one who gets your humoUr, your eye rolls, and your uniquely rude-but-loving vibe. Forget the sweet, Hallmark mush – this is the real deal! After all, nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a playful roast under the mistletoe. So, send them some love, sass, and just the right dose of rude with this card that will make them laugh (and maybe cringe a little) when they open it. Because let's face it – sometimes, the best way to show someone you care is by insulting them. Happy freakin' holidays!

Card: Approx. 15cm X 10.5cm this blank greeting cards comes with a complimentary envelope.