"I like 'em real thick and sprucy"- Sassy Chrissy Card

If there’s one thing that gets you in the holiday spirit, it’s a Christmas tree that’s thick, sprucy, and just begging to be admired. This card is a cheeky nod to all things tall, green, and perfectly shaped – because let’s be honest, who doesn’t love a Christmas tree that’s packing some serious branches?

The "I Like 'Em Real Thick and Sprucy" card brings the humor, delivering a saucy compliment disguised as holiday cheer. Perfect for anyone who appreciates a good-looking tree (or enjoys a little double entendre), this card is here to help you spread some laughs along with the Christmas spirit.

Skip the sweet, sentimental fluff – sometimes a rude card says it all. Whether you’re sending it to your favourite tree-decorator or just someone who can handle a bit of festive sass, this card gets right to the point. After all, a well-shaped tree deserves appreciation... and so does a sharp sense of humour.

So go ahead, let them know how much you admire a thick and sprucy tree – and wish them a Merry Christmas with just the right amount of sarcasm. Because when it comes to Christmas cards, bigger, funnier, and sassier is always better. 🎄😉

Card: Approx. 15cm X 10.5cm this blank greeting cards comes with a complimentary envelope.