“Fake smiles everyone, it’s Christmas” Sassy Chrissy Card

Ah, Christmas – the season of joy, goodwill, and… plastering on a fake smile to survive those awkward family gatherings. If you’ve ever gritted your teeth through a holiday dinner or faked enthusiasm while unwrapping yet another pair of socks, the “Fake Smiles Everyone? It’s Christmas” card is your new go-to for holiday greetings.

This card cuts right through the sugary facade of forced holiday cheer and gives a knowing nod to those who are just pretending to have a good time. Let’s be honest – sometimes Christmas feels less like a “most wonderful time” and more like a marathon of fake laughs, awkward silences, and trying not to lose your cool when someone brings up politics.

Perfect for the friend or family member who gets your sense of humor, this card says Merry Christmas in the most sarcastic way possible. Because sometimes, a rude card is all you need to capture the true spirit of the season – a little forced, a little phony, but hey, it’s Christmas! So, put on that fake smile, muddle through, and try not to roll your eyes too hard. 🎄🙃

Card: Approx. 15cm X 10.5cm this blank greeting cards comes with a complimentary envelope.