Name: "Did you say beach or bitch?" - Sassy Card
Brand: ElmsCreative
Price: 3.00 AUD
Availability: InStock

"Did you say beach or bitch?" - Sassy Card

$3.00 AUD

Because tone matters, darling. And so does SPF.

Serving vintage attitude with a side of sass, this card features a glamour queen in her retro bathers, hands on hips, and nothere for your unclear pronunciation. She's ready for a photoshoot—or a showdown.

Perfect for that friend who walks the line between classy and crazy, beach days and bitch fits. Whether you’re planning a holiday or just throwing shade, this card says it all… loudly and with lipstick.

Great for birthdays, girls’ trips, or just stirring the pot.

Card: Approx. 15cm X 10.5cm this blank greeting cards comes with a complimentary envelope.

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Elms Creative has been around for yonks!

Born in 2009 during a jewellery-making frenzy (and a serious lack of selling), Elms Creative started as a funny little side hustle and quickly turned into something a whole lot bigger. I kicked things off in Brisbane with a launch party full of fabulous friends, questionable wine, the best snacks and big creative dreams.

These days, Elms Creative calls Toowoomba home—where I design, create, and occasionally panic about stock levels from my little studio. You’ll find me slinging my wares online and once a month at the Toowoomba Farmers Market (aka my happy place). I have also started taking commissions again, so if you have something put onto paper or canvas, just let me know. I just won't do people portraits...

This label is a total reflection of me—growing, evolving, and occasionally swearing at the printer. It's messy, it's joyful, it's full of personality—and most of all, it’s where I get to make beautiful, cheeky, and sometimes weird little things that bring joy to your world.

"Did you say beach or bitch?" - Sassy Card

Contact Elms Creative

Questions, commissions, curiosity or comments? Drop them below.

Elms Creative has been around for yonks!

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